Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Dog parks are a crock of s*%*!

Yeah, Happy New Year. I've decided that dog parks are a crock. It's hard to imagine going to a dog park anymore. Especially when I can go to the faux dog park.

Abe and I go to the faux dog park every few days or so. It's a field behind a school nearby. Occasionally there are dogs there, but most times it's just Abe and me with the ball. Sometime Elle takes me, and that's a real treat. I'm resolved to go there more with both of them this year. Maybe even Pearl. I guess it depends on if I can convince Abe and Elle to go. :) I tell ya, sometimes it's tough twisting their arms.

Here's another reason real dog parks are for the dogs, er, irresponsible pet owners.

I think what Abe and Elle ought to do is set me up on dates with other dog friends they know like me and I like them. Like Penny, or Bailey and Wiley. Maybe even Fuji, although he's sort of a loner, doing his own thing. Looking all ambivalent. Whatevs.

Anyway, that's what I'm planning on doing in the new year. Getting me some face time with my four legged posse. FRIENDS, not strangers that get in yo face, puttin their nose you know where. Know what I'm saying?

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