Sunday, January 27, 2013


I don't know who Kat is, but man, Abe and Elle are going on and on about this woman. I mean, geesh. Obsessive much?

Wait a minute.

Pearl says they don't mean Kat. They mean "cat."

I think it would be cool. Are they smaller versions of me? But Pearl might not care for a "cat." Whatevs. She'll get over it, right? I mean, yeah, she doesn't like Bailey and Fuji, but they are bigger. Right? "Cats" are small and stealthy. That's kinda Pearl like. Well, maybe not the small bit.

Wait, I heard Abe chatting with Elle about going to the "shelter" just to look. Is that the place they got me from? IDK. They were nice there for sure.

Anyhoo. We'll see.

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Wanna play?

Wanna play?
I don't know why Abe keeps wanting to take photos of me. It's not like I'm some kind of model. And really, all I want to do is play. You know? Who wouldn't want to play. Still, he's got this thing about taking photos.

Anyway, Abe and Elle gave me a new toy for Christmas. I overheard them talking about how it was a cheap toy from a "stocking," whatever that is. I love it. It makes large amounts of noise and apparently it is tough to listen to early in the morning. At least that's what Abe says. He's always taking it away from me when it's like before 7 AM. Come on. That's prime play time!

Well, here's a video of it for posterity. You be the judge. Most annoying toy ever?

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Dog parks are a crock of s*%*!

Yeah, Happy New Year. I've decided that dog parks are a crock. It's hard to imagine going to a dog park anymore. Especially when I can go to the faux dog park.

Abe and I go to the faux dog park every few days or so. It's a field behind a school nearby. Occasionally there are dogs there, but most times it's just Abe and me with the ball. Sometime Elle takes me, and that's a real treat. I'm resolved to go there more with both of them this year. Maybe even Pearl. I guess it depends on if I can convince Abe and Elle to go. :) I tell ya, sometimes it's tough twisting their arms.

Here's another reason real dog parks are for the dogs, er, irresponsible pet owners.

I think what Abe and Elle ought to do is set me up on dates with other dog friends they know like me and I like them. Like Penny, or Bailey and Wiley. Maybe even Fuji, although he's sort of a loner, doing his own thing. Looking all ambivalent. Whatevs.

Anyway, that's what I'm planning on doing in the new year. Getting me some face time with my four legged posse. FRIENDS, not strangers that get in yo face, puttin their nose you know where. Know what I'm saying?