Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Where the *bleep* is Elle?

Where the hell are you, Elle?
Bummed. That's what I am. It's like, something is missing in my life. Elle's been traveling for days now. I mean, sure it was fun for Abe I'm sure. The bachelor life. Showering when he wants. Occasionally having people over. Company is always fun for me and Pearl, but you know. Enough is enough already.
Abe's been eating Pizza every night!
 Abe's diet is suffering, too. Drinking vino by himself, pizza. Ugh, I even caught him eating salad! Good grief! What does he think he is, a cow or something?
Elle's handiwork.
Elle's been gone so long she's missed the tulips. What the hell is a tulip, and why is Pearl taking photos in color? She knows we only see in black and white.
Pearl's losing patience.
Pearl's on edge too. Elle was supposed to get back yesterday, but I heard Abe talking to himself about maintenance, flat tire, and plane. This talking to himself thing has got to stop. It's kinda wigging us out, and it's been going on for too long. Six days!

Anyway, while Abe showered this morning, (thankfully he did because he was really getting a little ripe), his phone pinged. It was a text from Elle. She's boarding.

Crap, Pearl. They're boarding Elle? We better call in reinforcements.

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