Saturday, November 12, 2011

Life happens.

I've been told that I've been lax about posting. Of course, it was Pearl who told me, so I'm not all that concerned about it. What can I say? Life happens. If you were as cool and popular as I am, you'd know what it's like. There's parties, trips to the dog park, trips to the vet, and, of course, there's talk of a new family member floating around. It's times like these when I start to wonder just how little time I have. Who wants to do "homework" after excitement like that?

Nevertheless, there's much to report on, even if my dew claws haven't  much felt like tapping on keys to update you.

Abe and Elle hosted an All Hallows EveEveEve party. I don't know what that means, but it's what I heard when people were dressed weirdly in my house. I'm not sure who invited Johnny Cash, the Nationwide Insurance dude, and some zombie killer named Shaun. Anyway, Elle made me a costume, and Abe started calling me QR instead of J-roo. Random? Here's what I looked like. I am not amused.
In case you're wondering, this is what the code looks like up close. Apparently, if you point a smart phone at it, it takes you here. Why you would want a phone to do this, I don't understand considering you're already looking at this. People. Weird.
Trips to the dog park have been plentiful, for which I am thankful. I've also discovered the joys of squirrels in the backyard. Here's me treeing one. Pearl says I look like I should be working coons in Mississippi. I just nodded. I don't have a clue what she's talking about. She is getting up there in age. I suspect that might be playing a part.
Lastly, there's been talk of bringing a new bitc, er, lady in the house. Her name is Cocoa. And, if she didn't look as adorable as she is, I might be offended that Abe and Elle don't think I'm dog enough for them. Granted, Pearl's still around, but I mean, do I look like I need another girlfriend? And, she's a minor, too. Cocoa is a five month old. Jailbait, people. Here is evidence of her cuteness.
I mean, OK... she's cute, but I'm feeling kinda weird about it. It's like looking at myself. I don't want to be narcissistic or anything. I've got a reputation to uphold. I'd prefer to keep Abe and Elle all to myself, er... I mean to Pearl and myself. Three's a crowd right? Thankfully, Shin and Eve, Bailey's parents, might be adopting Cocoa. If that happens, at least we can be friends. Right?

Well... my dew claws grow weary from disuse. I need to work them out more.