Monday, September 19, 2011

Why rest on the weekend?

I tell you.  Abe and Elle are LAME-O!  They want to sleep-in on weekends.  Not me.  Weekends are week-starters.  When else do I get to hang with friends around a fire, go to the dog park, and play football?  Heck, I even got to chill with my girlfriend Bailey.  I ♥ Bailey!

Friday, Abe and I went to Bailey's place where Shin and Eve decided to burn a Christmas tree.  I don't know why exactly you'd want to burn a tree.  Hello?  I mean, the last time we went camping, Pearl and Bailey didn't get along.  That's dangerous enough for me.  Add fire, and... well.  Fire's dangerous?  Let alone burning a Christmas tree, of all things.  I know nothing about them, you know... trees.  Yes, I like to tinkle on them now and again, so I don't really understand why burning one would be such fun.  But a Christmas tree?  Er... isn't that, like, anti-Christmas?  I don't know about you, but I don't want to be associated with that come December.  Just saying.

Nevertheless... the humans thought it'd be a good idea to light a tree on fire.  Here's the results:
The fire reached about 15 feet into the air.  It went off like a rocket.  Not that I know what a rocket is, but that's what Abe said as he stepped about 20 feet back from the fire.  I don't know if you notice me flying by behind it.  Active pants and all.  Bailey, on the other hand, didn't care for the fire so much.  Maybe she knows something I don't, but she made sure that Eve sat between her and the fire at all times.

On Saturday, we hit the dog park.
"You have something on the lens."

Me and a new friend.  He/she was friendly.  I like friendly dogs.

Bailey (♥) with her frisbee thingy.
Me and the new Chuck-it ball.
Sometimes there are people fights at the dog park.  Weird, cuz usually I associate dog fights at a dog park, but whatever.  Anyway, Abe told off a bully German Shepard that was picking on me.  I told Abe I could take care of myself, but you know how "owners" are.  Nevertheless, the German Shepard's owner, let's call her Frau(n), had some choice words for Abe.  Abe, of course, well... let's just say he made my ears blush.
Yes, they blush.
If Frau(n) had to say "he's just playing," obviously the German Shepard wasn't getting my communication that said, "get the f*** outta my face, yo!"   Shrug.

Well... Sunday rolls around and then there's football.  Abe, Elle, Shin, Eve and Darbage were all excited about bears playing saints.  Now, I know nothing about bears or saints, but it just seems to me that anyone with God on their side is going to win.  Let's remember that some of these people torched a Christmas tree on Friday, after all.  I mean, was there really any doubt who was going to win after that?


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